Sunday, 15 May 2011

The Sunday confessional

Well, since I am not someone who attends church, I feel it is important for me to cleanse those deep dark sins of mummy/wifey-hood from my sole and so I decided to lay them upon the general blogging community 3 at a time. So here goes this week’s Sunday Confessions:
Forgive me Bloggers, for I have sinned...
My dear husband, I drank the last of the coffee, the last of the coke AND ate the last of the marshmallows even though I knew perfectly well that you were trying to give up smoking and these little items were quite important to you... I do realise that I must pay penance which will most likely be additional cm’s on my butt & thighs.
Forgive me Bloggers, for I have sinned...
To my daughters day care teacher, I may have kinda maybe forgotten that she was booked in for a session and upon remembering the next morning I rang you up and claimed that I was supposed to bring her that day but wouldn’t be able to as she was unwell, to which you thought that you had made the mistake. I do believe penance has already been served as she is now actually unwell and I must clean copious amounts of snot from everything within nose wiping range several times per day.
Forgive me Bloggers, for I have sinned...
In an attempt to keep Felix quiet and my sanity intact whilst waiting for an appointment, I may have let him continue to play with the poker machine style game on my iPhone for around 30 minutes after realising he was doing it.
I am aware my penance for this poor act of mothering will most likely be paying for a life time of psychology bills and will result in me accompanying him to Gamblers Anonymous every week of his adult life.

Do you need to cleanse your own sole? Feel free to play along and confess to us your own weekly sins.                               

3 comments:

Melissa said...

I have a sneaking suspicion your husband could think of a better way for you to pay penance for the coffee/coke and marshmallows....;-)

Suzi said...

LOL Melissa! I think you may be right...

Leanne said...

Forgive me bloggers for I have sinned ... shit, where do I start?!
Great post Suzi ...